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Reverend Jessica Ann
20 August 1987

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My name is Jessica, but I commonly go by JessAnn (no space, no e, that's me!). I used to be an alcoholic, but not anymore. I have 3 cats, named Antoni-uh-oh, Leeloo (Though she's being layed off), and Audi. I used to have a cat named Lt. Cmdr. Data, but my old roommates sold him for drugs.

I'm currently 21 years old, speak with a real bad mashed Jersey/Southern accent in the world. It only turns semi-Jersey when I think about it. Currently, I live in Olean, NY. I used to work in Salamanca, NY, but they decided it was time for a lay off in the JessAnn department.

My grandma is not hot. Her name is Angus. Her and Michelle (Papa!) were married but not anymore. Boo hoo. But that's okay, cause now I get to have Papa all to myself.

I don't know what else to write. I'm a theater geek and it's fun. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I'm still married to chibikitty and crazyshell at marry_a_ljuser. Yum.
I still don't think Katy fucks mothers. Really, this whole "Katy is a motherfucker" thing has to stop. She hasn't fucked a mother in YEARS!

This bio was originally written by crazyshell, but nothing remains of it but a few words. It was totally edited by gobblersknob. SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!

    acting weird, adam sandler, adult swim, amazon.com, aqua, arrogant worms, batman, batman and robin, beauty and the beast, beingaleaderandafollowerallrolledintoone, bewitched, big noses, blingbling, bondage, bubble wrap, commander data, cowboy bebop, crazyshell, dave matthews band, daydreaming, ddr, disneysongsinrussian, dolly parton, drinking the kool-aid, drummers, email, fiddler on the roof, fortune cookies, fruits basket, gaffers tape, george carlin, george harrison, getting e-mail, getting mail, governnator arnie, groupies, guilty pleasures, happy bunny, harry and the potters, i think you smell..bad, iknowwhatyouarebutwhatami?, improv, interests beginning with and, jessica coder, jimmy fallon, jon stewart, jumping on the bandwagon, kareoke, katy, katy belvin, keanu reeves, kingdom hearts, kinky shit, libraries, lights out, livejournal, making aim screen names, marrying telephone poles, michelle, michelle renee, michelle renee roth, michelle roth, michelle the fishy, milfs, misuse of apostrophe's, money, movies, mr. rogers, neopets, nes, noses, oh no you didn't, packaging peanuts, paint shop pro, parties, peace, penpals, photography, pi, pink flamingos, pink fuzzy handcuffs, procrastonating, psp brushes, pudding, ray bradbury, reading, records, ringo starr, robin, robin williams, rocky horror picture show, rq, rufus, sealab 2021, sean connery's accent, sex jokes, sex with walls, shark repellant bat-spray, shirley temple, silly love songs, sleep, slogans, smoke, snakes on a plane, sniffing my fingers, snowball fights, south park, sporks, springs, stealing peoples interests, stealing your soul, strap ons etc., sup_internets, super lamb banana, taking photographs, teleporting, the beatles, the monkees, thomas the tank engine, threatening genitalia, tossing dwarves, travelling wilburys, trogdor, tv land, wal*mart, west side story, what the fucking fuck, when harry met sally, willie nelson, writing letters, wyld stallyns, yellow submarine, you forgot poland, your mom, your mom's mom's mom